There is only one thing in life that you should truly love and that's VGChartz. We only judge you, because we love you.
Now why would anyone want a girlfriend or a woman? Besides making sandwiches and bringing beer, is the sex really worth getting yelled at for who knows what? That constant thought in your head, what did I do wrong? I hope I don't say or do the wrong thing, constantly running through your head. 😐
I just want to play videogames and talk to my VGChartz friends. I bring you peace woman, leave me alone.