Hi everyone,
Scrambles here again to steal someone's idea for a thread and turn it into my own. Not because I'm doing so out of irony, but because I genuinely care about how I am viewed by people and am not doing this for attention in any way. I am nearly in the top 10 of spammers on this site, but haven't really posted much in the last year or so, which makes me wonder if any of the new people have met me. I expect at least 100 posts on this thread.
Also, nice to meet you new people. Don't trust anything Rolstoppable says.
Also contrary to popular belief, I was found not guilty of the brutal murder of my wife in 2013, so please keep that out of the thread. Also, if you live in Massachusetts please vote for me for the upcoming mayor of Boston.
