I own lots of games I will never touch but also too many interesting games I would like to complete. Realizing that, I managed to narrow my backlog into something doable.
PS1
FF6 (quit halfway through years ago and it's been eating me since)
PS2
Suikoden 3 (I will start this tomorrow, been waiting for years)
Shadow Hearts (possibly sequel also if the first one is good, 3rd one I won't play no matter what)
Suikoden 4
Gamecube
Baten Kaitos
Skies of Arcadia Legends
Fire Emblem (possibly)
Wii (I have never played my Wii console)
Super Mario Galaxy
The Last Story
WiiU (don't have console but games)
Bayonetta 2
Super Mario 3D World
That's pretty much it, there may be 3-4 games I just didn't remember. For example, Star Ocean 2, Vagrant Story, Saga Frontier 2, Tombi!, Wild Arms, Alundra, Mega Man X5, Mega Man X6, Mega Man Legends 2, Final Fantasy Origins, Final Fantasy 5, La Pucelle Tactics, Castlevania(PS2), God Hand, Okami, Wild Arms 3, Wild Arms Alter Code F, Digital Devil Saga, Persona 3, Grandia 2, Gradius V, Tales of Symphonia, Paper Mario, Xenoblade Chronicles, Resonance of Fate, Bayonetta, Tales of Xillia 2, are SOME of the games I used to consider my backlog but for some reason I don't feel like playing those.
I cannot imagine toilet-free life.
Kebabs have a unique attribute compared to other consumables. To unlock this effect you need to wolf down a big ass kebab really fast, like under 10 minutes or so and wait for the effect to kick in. If done correctly your movements should feel unbelievably heavy to the point where you literally cannot move at all.
-Downtown Alanya Kebab magazine issue no.198