Let's Create the Worst Game Possible! (All suggestions in first post)

Nintentacle said:

Player2 said:

Nintentacle said:

5 main characters. Their voices sound like Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, Fred (Old YouTube), Mario, and Pee Wee Herman.

Nah, Maria Sharapova screams when attacking FTW.

Person who sounds like Fred screms like Maria Sharapova.

And a bonus unlockable character - in the form of DLC for just $2.99 - that looks (and moves) like Jabba the Hutt, and talks like Jar Jar Binks.

 

Nintentacle said:

Have any suggestions for multiplayer? Online and offline multiplayer!

Multiplayer?  Hmm... not so much.  I'm more of a single-player kind of guy.  Like I said, crappy internet.

How about including a warning system that "helpfully" lets you know whenever you're lagging?  A feature that watches your ping and any time it starts to drop, a warning message pops up on your screen right in mid-play...

WARNING!  YOUR PING HAS FALLEN BY 2 MS!

OK

Cancel

This feature, of course, can't be turned off, and you lose all control over your character whenever it happens, so if you're in a firefight and your ping drops, you can't move or do anything until you cancel the message off your screen.