I have been convinced for a while now that Dodece is a bot. I almost expect all his posts to start with, "Like Martha said, I was shocked to find out that you can make $4837 a week hating Nintendo at home."
That's too YouTube-ish for this site.
OT: God, what a mess this thread became. I'm glad I didn't blatantly pick one side or the other in my initial post...
Carl is a Piplup hater and deserves to be punished eternally.