Screamapillar on 22 April 2013
They say that now. Just wait til E3. They'll give a bunch of games a "Holiday 2013" release window, and half of them will get delayed into 2014 when Nintendo realizes in August when they're setting dates that they have nothing in the first half of next year without delayed 2013 games.
Happens every year.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
