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d21lewis said:
Buddy, I could fill this entire thread. I don't even know where to start. Last night, she kept calling New Hampshire "New Hamster". When I'm on one side of the house and she's on the other, she keeps peeking in on me like I'm 7 years old. She just stands in the doorway like Batman, sees what I'm doing, and then leaves. Sometimes, I'll be in some barely used room playing my Vita and she'll suddenly come in there and start cleaning up.

If I didn't have to leave right now, you would wonder why I haven't blown my brains out. I haven't even scratched the surface on this one. Did I mention that I wore a cologne that SHE BOUGHT ME and she smelled it and thought that it was from some other woman? That's what I have to deal with every day!

LOL. This is one of the funniest posts I've seen here.

For me, I guess her annoying habit is sleeping as if she's trying to conserve food over a long, harsh winter.