US Congress rules that pizza is a vegetable

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NiKKoM said:

forest-spirit said:
Great, with that kind of spin we can probably call hamburgers vegetables too! Problems with overly fatty people will definitely go away now that everyone is eating healty food! 'Tis a great day for humanity.

Burger King is waaaay ahead of you:

So basically the only thing it has in common with a Pizza is that it's shaped like a pizza, you can't even say both are unhealthy anymore.