1. Why was Jesus bad at hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards.
2. How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps in his work boots.
3. What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A Quarter Pounder
4. Why does Mexico suck at the olympics? All the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
5. How many Ethiopians can fit in a bathtub? Nobody knows because they keep slipping down the drain.
6. What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Roll-aids
A white guy walks into a bar and says to the black bartender "Hey nigger, get me a beer". The bartender replies "That's not very nice, how about we trade places and see how you like it?". The white guy agrees and takes over as the bartender. The black guy walks back in and says "Hey honkey, get me a beer", so the white guy replies "we don't serve niggers here!"
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