i will start a conversation with any girl who isn't showing her boobs and ass ant have a printed copy of this thread
me: hey there you know sapphi the famous human rights activist
girl: yes ofcourse i am his biggest fan, omg his way of talking about human rights is sooooo sexy ohhh my gawwd
me: You know that according to sapphi if you don't show most of your boobs and ass through tight and revealing clothe then you are wearing a burqa, here is a copy of his statement
girl: okay let me cut my clothe so that i am not wearing a burqa
me: good job, you have to do believe everything sapphi does
girl: yes i do okay cya
The next morning
I had breakfast as usual and switched on the tv wondering why the anchorwoman is wearing a burqa, then to be surprised by sapphi copycat girl gets raped, girl in trauma
so i head to the hospital to check out what happened
girl: me not wearing a burqa got me raped, sapphi i hate you
me: oh no no no, the rapist was goign to do it anyways even if you wore a burqa++,
girl: oh ya who said
me: sapphi here is a copy of it
girl: oh ya totally oh my gawd the rapist was going to do it anyways, thanks my trauma is decreased
me: one last thing, (brings out fake copy) sapphi comment on the rape saying that if you have sex with me it will decrease you trauma
girl closes curtains and asks for an hour inprivate with me
after an hour
me: sapphi i love you man
girl: i love sapphi too
me: we both love him so lets have another sex session to do what sapphi says, its best for us
I went out of there so happy, dam sapphi thanks for having such a fan base ...........
note: the girl came out of the hospital so happy because i fucked here like the forged copy of sapphi comment i forged and forget about the rape and went out without a burqa to get raped again and me comign to the rescue
