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31. Katamari Demacy

If I was to ever run for presidential office, my main platform would be to install Katamari Demacy in every mental institution across the country. Why? Because I have this idea... You may think it akin to the idiotic social reforms of Basil Marceaux.com or the foolishness of Mr. Rent-2-dam-hi, but I genuinely believe Katamari Demacy's insanity can be used to help the insane.

Explanation: In science, or more concisely Cosmology, there are a number of intriguing theories detailing what happens after a star explodes. One of the supported theories is that a Neutron star forms in the wake of this massive supernova (and in some cases, black holes can form!!!). I think Katamari Demacy can be utilized in the same way. If a mentally 'touched' indivdual played KD, I think the amount of confusion taking place would implode into itself and out would pop a normal person! Much like a supernova collapses into a Neutron star. (Or the person could die a horrifying death like that of a black hole formation but..........)

('having to explain why this is my #31' bullet... dodged)