*Warning: Spoiler for FFXIII ending ahead. read at your own risk*
Heroes: We is L'acie! Oh noes, BADGUY MUST DIE!
*Insert long journey to BADGUY*
Heroes: Now you die BADGUY!
BADGUY: I have been manipulating you all along! I WANT to die and you will help me die and once I die Caccon dies since I am actualy EVILROBOT BADBUY that runs cacoon!
Heroes: NEVER We'll kill you and save cacoon
BADGUY: Um, well actually, if you kill me then cacoon dies, so I kinda win...
Heroes: Silence! Let us fight so that I can kill you!
BADGUY: LOL NO! You're too weak! Here take this ship and go on a long and pointless journey with no plot progression so that you can get uber strong and kill me.
Heroes: We will train and get strong and come back and finish you EVILROBOT BADBUY! We will destroy you and save Cacoon!
BADGUY: Look I've said this before but if you kill me then I win, since I wanted to die...
*EVILROBOT BADGUY Looks at clueless heroes*
BADGUY: *Sigh* Nevermind, just go and train dudes.
Heroes: We'll be back EVILROBOT BADGUY!
BADGUY: Yea yea...
*Insert long and pointless journey of uber power-up-ness*
BADGUY: So now that you have completed you long and pointless journey and have gotten enough hitpoint to not be 1 hit ko-ed by my final form. You must return and kill me to destroy cacoon.
Heroes: NEVA! We will kill you and save cacoon!
BADGUY: Okay who the fuck came up with this script????? Well anyways, just to make things interesting, I'm going to throw as many obstacles in your way as possible.
Heroes: Wait I thought you WANT to die? Why are you throwing more obstactle our way? In fact why don't you just convert one of us to Ragnarok right from the beginning to kill you ?
BADGUY: FILLERS LAWL! And since when did you guys get so smart?
Heroes: *shrug* Third wall, back to being idiots.
BADGUY: K, so you ready to kill me and destroy cacoon?
Heroes: NEVA! WE WILL KILL YOU AND SAVE CACCOON!
BADGUY: You know this gag is getting a bit old.
Heroes: Silence! NOW DIE *poke*
BADGUY: AAAAAAAAh I AM DEAD!
Heroes: We saved cacoon! Yay us!
BADGUY: No idiots! You destroyed cacoon! Yay me!
...
BADBUY: Oh fuck sorry, that was only my first form
*EVILROBOT BADGUY BECOMES UBER EVILROBOT BADGUY WITH TWO VOICE*
BADGUY: I AM UBER!
Heroes: *poke*
BADGUY: AAAAAAAAh I AM DEAD!
Heroes: We saved cacoon! Yay us!
BADGUY: No idiots! You destroyed cacoon *again*! Yay me!
...
BADBUY: Oh come on! I get a third form? WTF?
UBER EVILROBOT BADGUY WITH TWO VOICE BECOMES EVIL-ALIEN-BABY-ROBOT-CLOCK-FACE
BADGUY: WTF? Why does my final form look like a retarded alien baby clock?
Heroes: LAWL WHAT A FUCKEN RETARD! What kinda final boss are you loser! You look like something from a two dollar joke shop!
BADGUY: STFU! DIE IN A FIRE!
Heroes: *poke*
BADGUY: AAAAAAAAh I AM DEAD!
Heroes: We saved cacoon! Yay us!
BADGUY: No idiots! You *finally* destroyed cacoon! Yay me!
...
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BADGUY: Hey it worked this time! Woo! Finally ran out of final forms! So long world, thanks to all you suckers I WIN! hahahaha!
Heroes: Na, we fixed it.
BADGUY: WTF? How? I mean I'm like the robot that keeps everything running in cacoon, you can't even flush the fucken toilet without me!
Heroes: Hawt naked crystalized lesbian chick > j00.
BADGUY: Hmm...
BADGUY: Yea... you're right, even I would pick Hawt naked crystalized lesbian chick over me.
Heroes: Lawl sing it bitch!
*Insert random popular pop song from some tart that has nothing to do with the game*
Sazh: I'm doing a driveby Homes! *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* Lawl!
So after finishing the game, this is what I thought >:(
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(okay its not that bad, but there was some really retarded moments)
