Seems like a long night. Two trolls from different factions united in their mission to spam VGchartz. Add the Spam Rangers and we have a very happy ending.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."