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I would love it if this was Nintendo's strategy.

Discover your console has broken the record of consoles sold in a month by a total of ONE MILLION.

Release a report suggesting you have managed to marginally break the record, and foster speculation about whether this has been accomplished or not. Sit back and let the true figures roll in.

Watch the people go batshit crazy.