I figured out why I suck. (Has no sarcasm, sorry)

[Sorcery]

The problem with the Wii is that all the great games require very particular tastes in gaming. No More Heroes, MadWorld, de Blob, The Conduit, and other games aren't going to appeal to everyone. Personally, I love NMH, but MadWorld was utterly forgettable. The Conduit showed promise, but the entire time I was bothered by the jittery reticule and the lack of wide open spaces (I hated being in small areas all the time, the best FPS games all have open areas).