Starbucks? Seriously? I'll only forgive them if they work in a proper steampunk coffee engine like this one:
http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20070618
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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