Okay, holy crap!
My friend read the article, and saw something I missed.
"The title has almost 12.000 pre-orders already, if it reaches 15.000, that will make it the 3rd most pre-ordered game in Norway ever".
Maybe that doesn't sound like a lot, but consider that there are only roughly 60.000 Ps3s in Norway. Almost 1 out of every 5 people have pre-ordered it. I think the titles that are more pre-ordered than it are GTA:SA and GTA IV, but I'm not sure.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS