Erm, male chauvinist?

An Audi engine has won Le Mans 24 hours since 2000.

“Carly will now disappear,” this source said. “Senator McCain was furious.”

Those planes look kinda close.

wait what?
btw ur sig is great!
the drug PCP burns holes in your brain

Yikes!
India has a bill of rights.... for cows.

Those indians and their cows...
I keep seeing posts by me all over the place that I don't remember making.

Short-termmemory? Profile hack?

England's Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Ok.


The black board isn't black.

Hmm. What color is it?

In Florida, it's illegal to sing in a public place if you're only in a swimsuit.

Why only a swimsuit?

Fruits and vegetables will make you grow big and strong.

*GASP* NO WAY!

Walt Disney World produces about 120,000 pounds of trash per day