Okay I'm gonna' weigh in now that I've spent a few days playing it...
So I've got a love/hate relationship with the game. I've currently got five wins under my belt, and I'm Lv. 21... or 22, can't remember what I was before I came off, all I know is I was 17 when I started playing today and went up 4 or 5 levels, lol.
My favourite maps are, well... here's the thing... the maps themselves are all fine, the games are fine... it's the fucking players that I despise! The fact that on Slime Climb you can be eliminated ON THE FIRST FUCKING BEND because everyone groups together like idiots jumping and grabbing each other, knocks you all over the place... once you get past the pack, or try and stay behind them, everything is fine. The gameplay itself is nice and simple, but I DESPISE the R2 button, at least for grabbing players. Grabbing eggs? Fine. Grabbing ledges? Sure. Grabbing players to hold them in place until the slime kills them, or an obstacle flies by and kills them? That's just disgusting behaviour and it's been happening waaaaay too much for me to consider the experience "fun".
Anyways, enough of me ranting... I've got something else to rant about!
Two of my wins came today, one was from the tail tag game, there were only four of us and I just waited patiently until there was 30 seconds left, literally stood still... maybe they thought I was afk? Because they ran right by me, so I stole it, which knocked them over, and for 25 seconds or so I just ran round the outskirts of the map, everyone runs the same speed so nobody can catch you, lol.
My second win came from Hex-A-Gone, my second win on this map, and much like my first win, it was a very clear victory, I even clipped the round because I was happy with my performance, although at one point I did almost fall after a dive because my cat jumped up onto my lap, lol... still a comfortable win all things considered;
Now... I said two of my wins came today, but ACTUALLY I won three times... it was Jump Showdown and we were both on opposite ends of the level, on our own little platforms... I was still standing at the end, very happy with my performance since I'd played the map at least six times today and every time I'd come in the top four... another one of those things where someone will hold you in place until the paddle comes then jump just as it hits so you get taken off with it, lol. Anyways... well, look at my results screen;
... I think my video title is quite appropirate. You can't show me as the winner and then say I didn't win... what the actual fuck is that about?! It should have been win number six but apparently the game decided to fuck me over!
Also; Fuck team games and anyone who enjoys them, they're absolutely fucking dire and nobody will ever change my mind.