Haha, been a long time since I've had a bad day. But this is my go-to song:
Unfortunately, I don't think Isabelle will sing this one.
AND, if you're offended by insensitivity, the n-word (not Nintendo), homophobia, profanity, adult themes, violence, and genital shaming then there's always this one:
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.