Why did Lucy fall off her bike?
Somebody threw a fridge at her.
That isn't even racist, and it's the funniest joke in this thread so far.
Indians need to fucking take care of their own country,. Get the fuck back there and stop invading Canada and England.
You fucking Asian Chinks just go back to China. Its annoying how u lot travel in your little groups and fucking don't learn English. Fucking Gook tiny dick Fucks
|Samus Aran said:
Type in "Can I get..." on google and take a look for yourself what shows up.
I don't see anything there, just stuff about mortgages and getting pregnant after contraception.
"I am extremely" still gives that odd result, though.
Depends, i hate certain jokes and if someone says something the wrong way they'll be trouble.
they must have changed it
used to be
"Can I get aids from swimming in a pool with black people"
We have this one here in Hungary: (to understand, insert your own majority to "Hungarian", and the racial minority to "Gypsy").
a Hungarian, a Gypsy and a Jew go fishing. One of them catches a goldfish and they are all allowed to make one wish. The Jew wishes that all Jews could live in Israel, freely and without foreign interference. Poof the Jew disappears to his promised land. The Gypsy wishes for a big country where all Gypsies can live together in peace and harmony. Poof the Gypsy also disappears. The Hungarian is last and asks the goldfish - hey goldfish, so the Jews are all gone and so are the Gypsies. Positive replies the goldfish.
OK in that case I wish for nothing but a glass of beer, the Hungarian replies.
ok here we go....
A group of Pakistanis were driving in a car on the motorway they saw a sign for "30" so they followed the rules and 30 of them left the car....
Damn it sucks being banned. I totally missed this thread!! Awesome stuff. I don't really have anything to add but hey I helped bump a great thread.
This isn't really racist, but whatever:
Two Irish teams were playing football against each other. Neither were very good. So, both managers said "for every goal you score, I'll buy you each a pint of beer!"
The final score was 102-99.