Assuming the story is true (lol), it sounds more like she was baiting him.

"Oh, dear cousin, come save me from my wet, hot, naked doom!"

I get the feeling this guy WANTS to tap his cousin, and the OP is how everything plays out in his fantasies.

Oh snap.

I... eh... hmm...

CONGRATULATIONS!

Pfft, next you'll be doing acid and asking for gay dating advice.

son of a mother duck...

If thats true then you just got owned.

The fact she says you "could" be the father implies she's sexually active. It might not even be your baby!

1. I don't buy it.
2. Rocketpig's back!!

You know the rule: Pic or it didn't happen!!!!

Well when he's back in 90 days he has to got plenty of echo scans of the baby.. xD

If it's true: WHAT?!

If it's a lie: WHAT?!

Also, Reggie would add motion controls and hand it over to Miyamoto. But I don't see how that's going to help

yeah, I bet that how you wish it turned out to be, truth, she probably went with the guy lives across the street who also bullies you.