^: screams and hides under a table
^ hides behind couch!
v hits you with scissors!
^ SCREAMS AND RUNS IN A CIRCLE
v THROWS A BIG BUTTED BABOON AT YOU!!!
V HITS YOU WITH A YAOI MANGA (burn... xD)
^ Screams 'THE PAINN.....THE HORRRORRR!!!' XD
v HITS YOU WITH A NORMAL MANGA XDDDDDD
Waves arms around rapidly
hits you with a chicken
v Puts you in the oven
^ burns then get out
v Kicks you in the face
v Haunts you