I can't believe this is real. It just sounds too stupid to be real.
Here's Don't Peak, the short film by Julian Terry of which this movie is supposed to be a full-length version of.
How could Nintendo approve this? This sounds like it'll make the live-action Super Mario Bros. movie look like a faithful adaptation in comparison. It's like Blumhouse's butchering of Fantasy Island and The Banana Splits all over again. -_-