So today a woman appeared she said she wants some of my eucalyptus tree leaves she offered 20 dollars i said 1 dollar because I was nervous . 

Well, in the end she gave me 2 dollars 

That’s some Patrick Star Haggling right there

Yeah, I was gonna say its free but she offered money. I didn't want her to come back angry saying something like it's not natural or something ? She did smell it. I'm a kind person 1 dollar is good enough . I told my roomate she said 20 dollars for eucaliptus leaves is ripoff.

No. Nintendo DS prints money, remember?

Was your roommate koalafied to make that value assessment?

I rescued a prostitute from an attack dog and after we were both safe, she asked me if I would like to pay money to have sex with her. Now that's a rip off. I would have gladly accepted some form of eucalyptus.

Money is made from paper, which comes from trees, which grow. Therefore yes.

And congrats on the $2. Was it a $2 bill or two $1 bills?

two 1$

As someone familiar to cultivating fruits and selling than in large scale... i can confirm, money does grow on trees.