After that girl was murdered and burned her body over a Tinder date I quit using online dating apps.

Right, and what about those successful couples that have formed because of Tinder? Not saying the app is a blessing, but your reaction is too extreme. 

Now, generally the app should work without the necessity of payments, but the curious thing about it is that it doesn't work for everyone, for some reason. I don't think you should bother, tbh. Try something else, as suggested by dx1133. 

I've been at it for 3 years now.

My bio, made with help from female friends:

"Vintage 1989 human, still in working condition.

My superpower is spotting which dinosaurs in the movies are fake.

183cm of caffeine, water, and puns."

Should have asked out those female friends, instead :p 

All of them I already have or they are taken.

I used Tinder for roughly the same amount of time, if not longer, so don't worry about that. I like the bio. Better than whatever I had in mine. It's honestly comes down to dumb luck sometimes or timing. Hopefully the premium will payoff. 

And also comes down to pure shallowness,do most even read the bio?

A good picture with a friendly face/smile comes a long way and you do not need to chat like a casanova,all that pushing is just irritating for a lot.

Surely you don't want a shallow woman that cares so much about looks. That's a sign of immaturity, not understanding that we're all gonna grow old and ugly thus looks are not a good basis for a lasting relationship. Being average has the benefit of being a repellent to bad partners.

Aw baby no dont ever say stuff like that. In my experience, it sounds cringey and stuous but the times I really felt like dating I wasn't finding anything interesting or it wasnt working out. And literally out of the blue sometimes it happens. Like when I was super active on tinder idk I feel like I wasnt looking for the right reasons. You know sometimes you feel like being with someone in times of nervousness like I do sometimes during intense periods in school or whatever.  But in all honesty I dont think it's a good idea to date in these times cause you have to take into account the other person's feelings and your motives and if you will just end up hurting someone else. 

I hear ya, I've had little success on Ok Cupid, though even less on Tinder. If you're going to shell out for a dating app I'd at least do so for Cupid. I've gotten significantly more matches there - and the one date I had only went *average* as opposed to *god awful* like the one I got from Tinder XD

Tinder just seems shady to me