.... because you all play video games so you are all a bunch of killers in the making. It's no safe to come here anymore.
My closet stinks with all the bodies of all the people I've killed since I began playing video games, it's becoming a problem o_O
Well as long as they don't ban actual weapons cause as every intelligent person knows, actual weapons have NOTHING to do with mass shootings.
Now if you'll excuse me, there's this guy I've been seeing walking by in a street near me and I don't like the way he looked at me so I must go and murder him.