Forums - General Discussion - I found the cure to twitter. Boobs!

I found a way to balance twitter anger and hate fuel. I simply started following certain accounts that post titty gifs. This is the cure folks, the cure to that feeling of anger on social media, tits! [Edit: Unfortunately there is no penis version of this for females and gay folk, I checked for the purpose of this thread but there is shirtless men]

I don't want the thread in NSFW so I've removed a link but just imagine some titties dropping here, a whole account of post where women submit gifs of them lifting their shirts and letting them puppies drop. 

Take multiple accounts like this so that you get at least one titty flash per 10 part political tweetage, add more if you scroll threads or as needed. You will find your symptoms start to clear as soon as you achieve the dose that is right for your twitter needs and you'll smile and be happier throughout the day. I am not liable for embarrasment or erectile dysfunction caused by the above advice.

Honestly people, this has been an absolute godsend and I am trying to find ways to implement it into other social media without embarassment and on the sly. Even blocking political accounts outright did not have such a great effect as everyone seems to be political. 

Last edited by John2290 - on 19 May 2019

 

China Numba wan!!

Around the Network

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

Last edited by RolStoppable - on 19 May 2019

Legend11 correctly predicted that GTA IV (360+PS3) would outsell SSBB. I was wrong.

A Biased Review Reloaded / Open Your Eyes / Switch Gamers Club

RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.



 

China Numba wan!!

John2290 said:
RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.

I don't have any social media accounts except vgc if you want to count that.  How to get news?  Try www.reuters.com



John2290 said:
RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.

I quit in 2015. S'nice.



Chinese food for breakfast

 

Around the Network
John2290 said:
RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.

I'm kind of curious what you mean by news.



John2290 said:
RolStoppable said:

Why don't you just stop to use Twitter and other social media?

How? How is that possible? Surely you use them? I can't imagine being out of the loop, it's the quickest way to get news.

I don't use them and never have.

When you live in a country and next to a country where everyone gets taxed for radio and TV in order to finance proper journalism, you might as well use those sources to get your news, because they filter out the facts from all the nonsense that's making its rounds on the internet. Since those broadcasters (ORF in Austria; ARD and ZDF in Germany) also have their own internet platforms, all bases are covered.

Beyond that, there are plenty of websites that still value journalistic integrity.

Do you even know that social media track your activity and deliberately provide you with "news" that you should like based on your preferences? If your thread creation history on VGC is anything to go by, probably not. You should really think about that and seriously ask yourself if you've been fed with actual news or garbage.



Legend11 correctly predicted that GTA IV (360+PS3) would outsell SSBB. I was wrong.

A Biased Review Reloaded / Open Your Eyes / Switch Gamers Club

The only tweets i get are fron @d21lewis about some hilarious show about newly weds



 "I think people should define the word crap" - Kirby007

Join the Prediction League http://www.vgchartz.com/predictions

Instead of seeking to convince others, we can be open to changing our own minds, and seek out information that contradicts our own steadfast point of view. Maybe it’ll turn out that those who disagree with you actually have a solid grasp of the facts. There’s a slight possibility that, after all, you’re the one who’s wrong.

I have a second fake Twitter account where I can look at titties without being judged. Thank you for your service, sir



mZuzek loves Starfox Adventures

kirby007 said:

The only tweets i get are fron @d21lewis about some hilarious show about newly weds

That's basically the complete Twitter experience. You aren't missing much.



mZuzek loves Starfox Adventures