Sleeping In vs. Going Out
Pikachu vs. Eevee
Singing vs. Dancing
Mickey Mouse vs. Bugs Bunny
Summer vs. Winter
Spring vs. Fall
Movies vs. Music
DC vs. Marvel
Aang vs. Korra (Nintendo and Nickelodeon seem to have a fond relationship, so I want a Splatfest on who's the better Avatar.)
And of course: Pearl vs. Marina
Sleeping In, because I stay up too late.
Pikachu, because he's unforgettable.
Singing, since I dislike dancing more.
Don't make me choose!
Summer, because I'd like to wear sandals every day.
Spring, because it's brighter and happier.
Movies, because they have more to offer.
Marvel, because DC's recent movie track record is abysmal.
Korra, because she's the first major lesbian on a kids show, and fuck Putin.
Marina, because she's nicer and is one of the few major black Nintendo characters.
Gintama vs. SKET Dance
I don't know what either of those are.
How about Apples VS. Oranges?