I was smoking a cigar the other day in my car when I went to spit out a bunch of saliva and strings of tobacco that gathered in my mouth. For the first time in my life it all blew right back in my face and dribbled down my chest. Over my hands, face and wheel mostly.
At this point I do not remember how I got it off or even how I got home, I just know I was disgusted.
Anyone have something horrible happen to you in life?