"I'ma Wary! I'ma gonna win!", says the new arch-enemy of the mother of god.
The Roman Catholic Church has introduced a new character during a religious congress celebrated in Roma. Her name is "Wary" ("Waría", in spanish), and it is the evil counterpart of Mary. Acording to Cardinal Luis Ladaria Ferrer, the new character is necesary to keep the sacred franchise fresh after more than 2000 years of history.