Many people believe bullying is all about being a coward, asserting physical dominance on someone to make up for insecurities, or that perhaps the bully is even jealous of the target. To that I say WRONG! The truth is, being a bully is all about getting off on the rush of knowing you have severely damaged another human being psychologically! Getting stuff out of them is an added bonus!
In this post, I hope to get down a good guide to becoming a bully. How you too can be the psychological terror of others. I call this the VIKING system, it is thoroughly tested, and about 75% of the time it works every time!
Step 1. Verify the Target - it'll be clear who is a good candidate to be a target. It has to be someone who has a sense of innocence and stupidity about them, someone that anyone with the smallest amount of common sense can manipulate. An obvious odd feature about them will help.
Step 2. Isolation - The first step is making sure that all and any potential allies of the target are clear that this person is gross, that association with them means they are equally gross. The best way to do this is to find a nickname for the target, something that rings true; it doesn't even have to be all that nasty, just something that others want to avoid.
Step 3. Knock them Vocally - At any opportunity, poke fun at them vocally; call them names. This will make them generally unhappy.
Step 4. Imbuing Constant Fear - at some point during the day, trip them, punch them in the face! It's best to have a lot of witnesses that won't rat you out for it (established from part 1, by getting people to see your way). The more public the location, the better; but make it so that you can't get proven guilty for it so you don't suffer any serious consequences. The witnesses are key, because they don't rat you out the target will feel there is no justice; the target will also feel "This guy can beat me up whenever he wants." So while you're living your life all happily and merrily, you have the luxury of knowing someone is in constant fear of you.
Step 5. Neglect - Leave your target alone, let them stew in thoughts. This will be where the damage you have done takes hold. You can ignore the fact the target even exists. But it's not over for them - they're in a state of constant fear and anxiety.
Step 6. Getting Results - You have broken this person; it's probably to the point where you can begin harvesting them for cash and favours. Get them to do outrageous things for you and your friends. And speaking of friends, encouraging them to take shots at the target is a great way to share getting off with others. Be kind, share the wealth is my motto! This will increase your popularity and make your target even more miserable.
There you have it,
Verify the Target
Knock them vocally
Imbuing constant fear
the VIKING system.
PS. For those of you who will judge this system as terrible, dare I say psychopathic? I suggest you look at your nation's foreign policy in present day, or historically. Do you belong to a country with such a tradition? We're all bullies on the inside... Well, except for our targets, those guys are the losers =DLast edited by Jumpin - on 09 July 2018
I describe myself as a little dose of toxic masculinity.