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We've seen console makers, mostly Nintendo, do a few crazy ideas for gaming hardware (Nintendo DS, Wii, Switch, etc.).

So, here's a thread where we can come up with crazy, even totally outrageous ideas for gaming hardware, be it consoles or peripherals.

I'd like to see a Nintendo console that not only plays games, but also 3D prints small objects from the game you're playing. :)

Okay, now who here has some crazy ideas for gaming hardware? :)



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a game controller that squirts you with water every time you die. the controller is also waterproof)



I heard that in the 80s Nintendo discovered that people were putting food and drinks on top of the NES due to it's large flat top, they then made the SNES uneven on top to help cut down on damage to the console. Instead of fighting it I'd give the people what they want and suggest a big plate and cup holder mounted onto a new console since we can probably waterproof them now.

Or a wind up handheld so you'd never run out of power, come on Nintendo!



a controller with a fleshlight port in the middle so that you can experience cinematic relationships as if you were really there.
(this is packaged in with Cyberpunk 2077 btw)



AngryLittleAlchemist said:
a controller with a fleshlight port in the middle so that you can experience cinematic relationships as if you were really there.
(this is packaged in with Cyberpunk 2077 btw)

Don't forget that later bundle with TLOU Part II where Ellie's gonna have some "good" lesbian fun ;) Gonna be sensationnal !



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Mar1217 said:
AngryLittleAlchemist said:
a controller with a fleshlight port in the middle so that you can experience cinematic relationships as if you were really there.
(this is packaged in with Cyberpunk 2077 btw)

Don't forget that later bundle with TLOU Part II where Ellie's gonna have some "good" lesbian fun ;) Gonna be sensationnal !

See, that can't really be a fleshlight though ... because it's ... well ... Ellie. 



Yerm said:
a game controller that squirts you with water every time you die. the controller is also waterproof)

That's actually pretty cool in concept, especially in games like Subnautica. :)

Landale_Star said:
I heard that in the 80s Nintendo discovered that people were putting food and drinks on top of the NES due to it's large flat top, they then made the SNES uneven on top to help cut down on damage to the console. Instead of fighting it I'd give the people what they want and suggest a big plate and cup holder mounted onto a new console since we can probably waterproof them now.

Or a wind up handheld so you'd never run out of power, come on Nintendo!

I don't get that last part.

AngryLittleAlchemist said:
a controller with a fleshlight port in the middle so that you can experience cinematic relationships as if you were really there.
(this is packaged in with Cyberpunk 2077 btw)

Eww!! XD

I'd like to see, even though it won't happen for a long time because of costs, a Nintendo console that displays it's games in an interactive holographic display. Imagine being able to reach in and touch Mario (NOT THE WAY YOU'RE THINKING YOU PERVS!!).




Landale_Star said:
I heard that in the 80s Nintendo discovered that people were putting food and drinks on top of the NES due to it's large flat top, they then made the SNES uneven on top to help cut down on damage to the console. Instead of fighting it I'd give the people what they want and suggest a big plate and cup holder mounted onto a new console since we can probably waterproof them now.

Or a wind up handheld so you'd never run out of power, come on Nintendo!

I don't get that last part.

A wind-up handheld, like those wind-up radios you can buy for camping or just because you hate or have no access to batteries or power outlets. If you've never heard of them you basically just turn a crank and generate electricity to charge it up. You can even charge one up then use it to charge your phone. I'm sure there are all sorts of impracticalities with running even a modest handheld console like this though.

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