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Has to be seen to believe how much of an idiot this guy is:

Only a small part of what he spews out is true, while everything else is just idiocy.

-Nintendo didn't get the giant eyeballs from the Illuminati, nor the N64 control stick from the Illuminati.

-The Donkey Kong in the arcade games isn't the same one.

-Mario was never in a relationship with either Peach or Daisy.

-The Toads turned into bricks factor was only for the first Super Mario Bros. game.

-Drowzee is just an animal acquiring nourishment and doesn't hurt the children it visits.

-Cubone's mother didn't die so mysteriously as she was shot by Team Rocket.

-The dick-shaped rock in Mario Kart Double Dash was unintentional.

-What's so bad about Link being inspired by Peter Pan?

There, end rant.



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Oh my god. I am so tired of these top 10 chanels that only want subscribers with not effort...



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hunter_alien said:
Oh my god. I am so tired of these top 10 chanels that only want subscribers with not effort...

Especially when they get facts wrong. -_-



Nintendo isn't just friends with the Illuminati. Nintendo IS the Illuminati.

Think about it. Have you ever seen Nintendo and the Illuminati in one room?



Flilix said:
Nintendo isn't just friends with the Illuminati. Nintendo IS the Illuminati.

Think about it. Have you ever seen Nintendo and the Illuminati in one room?

No, and neither have you. It's just some crap made up by brainless conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones.



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CaptainExplosion said:
Flilix said:
Nintendo isn't just friends with the Illuminati. Nintendo IS the Illuminati.

Think about it. Have you ever seen Nintendo and the Illuminati in one room?

No, and neither have you. It's just some crap made up by brainless conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones.

Mister Jones isn't brainless. In fact, he's very well protected agaisn't the brain-eating lesbians.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/12/01/infowars-host-alex-jones-is-very-worried-about-brain-eating-lesbians/



Flilix said:
CaptainExplosion said:

No, and neither have you. It's just some crap made up by brainless conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones.

Mister Jones isn't brainless. In fact, he's very well protected agaisn't the brain-eating lesbians.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/12/01/infowars-host-alex-jones-is-very-worried-about-brain-eating-lesbians/

I find your grasp of reality very flawed.

Next you'll be saying Mario secretly eats out of Bowser's garbage, or that Fox McCloud is actually someone in a very convincing fursuit.

Oh wait, of course you'll be saying that, because you're easily swayed by conspiracy nutcases like Jones.



CaptainExplosion said:
Flilix said:

Mister Jones isn't brainless. In fact, he's very well protected agaisn't the brain-eating lesbians.

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/12/01/infowars-host-alex-jones-is-very-worried-about-brain-eating-lesbians/

I find your grasp of reality very flawed.

Next you'll be saying Mario secretly eats out of Bowser's garbage, or that Fox McCloud is actually someone in a very convincing fursuit.

Oh wait, of course you'll be saying that, because you're easily swayed by conspiracy nutcases like Jones.

Sure.


And here's FoxMcCloud without his fursuit:



If it's bad, don't give them clicks :p



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