Only a small part of what he spews out is true, while everything else is just idiocy.
-Nintendo didn't get the giant eyeballs from the Illuminati, nor the N64 control stick from the Illuminati.
-The Donkey Kong in the arcade games isn't the same one.
-Mario was never in a relationship with either Peach or Daisy.
-The Toads turned into bricks factor was only for the first Super Mario Bros. game.
-Drowzee is just an animal acquiring nourishment and doesn't hurt the children it visits.
-Cubone's mother didn't die so mysteriously as she was shot by Team Rocket.
-The dick-shaped rock in Mario Kart Double Dash was unintentional.
-What's so bad about Link being inspired by Peter Pan?
There, end rant.