I know we've been taking a lot of heat from the Flat Earth Society, but you've all done a remarkable job forwarding the round earth conspiracy.

My check came in today, and it was $2.08 (in line with the usual payment of around $2).

Out of curiosity, how much doess the REL pay you?

The rates are quite great, I can't disclose the exact amount I get per post due to my contract with the local Liberal-Marxist-Islamic Round Earth Society but I can reveal that every week I roughly take in about $200. Honestly, for the amount I get paid it's almost not worth the pay (there's some seriously stubborn people out there!) but it's worth it just to make the plebs believe in the round Earth! Ha, ha, ha.

More than you think. Less than I want.

Only about $2.50 a month. Honestly, I'm considering switching to NASA's program. They don't pay me any better, but at least I'll be able to visit the studio where they filmed Apollo 11.

as a senior round earth executive I get payed in yachts and breaking it down to commoner currency is too much of a hassle

btw I also worked on the oxygen conspiracy and we successfully convinced everyone that you need to "breathe" to survive, lol, even newborns are slapped into obeying that if they refuse to

I'm a pretty high ranking contributor. I'm given clearance to throw, kick, punch, or kick-punch, anything I want to off the edge of the Earth on three scheduled trips per year. The only exceptions are other REL contributors, REL members, or their families.

1 million $ /(°~°)/

Don't forget those who believe the Earth is the center of the galaxy still. Of course, that belief stems from a "fact" that science has wrong, that those people don't understand. Here's something that'll blow your mind. The earth doesn't rotate nearly as fast as scientists believe. It actually rotates incredibly slowly.

WTF, why haven't I been getting my payments?