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Who is the sexiest Nintendo man?

Ganondorf 12 14.63%
 
Ike 27 32.93%
 
Mario 7 8.54%
 
Donkey Kong 12 14.63%
 
Vivian 8 9.76%
 
Birdo 16 19.51%
 
Total:82

Now this is my kinda thread :3

I vote Link, and Captain Falcon's ass.



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Shikamo said:

Link

This

I find Link to be one the sexiest guys in all game history.



Bristow9091 said:
Captain Falcon or gtfo.

This guy knows!! Captain Falcon is #1!



Link and Shulk obviously



Link from BotW



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I'll just stick to the girls, but before i leave, i'll put my recommendation for lovers.

Captain Falcon.

No homo.



Tie between BotW Link and Captain Falcon.



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I'm heterosexual, but can totally see beauty in a man. Everybody knows who's good looking, right? Right!? It's gross that it matters, but we're fucking animals. Anyways, that Mario picture in the OP: There are tractors in Farming Simulator 2017 that are sexier than than that abomination. Among the many atrocities contained within, it looks like his innards have been surgically moved on top of his crotch after a life altering attack by a mountain lion. I'll vote for Glass Joe. Nice physique. Terrible boxer, but still pulls in solid money on undercards. Sells real estate on the side. Makes a great omelette. I can imagine him being a very tender lover, not because he's especially emotional or caring, but just for fear of being knocked-out during an especially rough session.


 




















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Squeezol said:

Gender

In the Japanese version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Vivian is a transgender girl. Other characters, as well as narrative text, describe Vivian using masculine terms such as otoko "man", and otōto "little brother".[3][4][5][6] However, Vivian initially describes the shadow sirens as san shimai "three sisters",[3] and routinely uses the feminine first person pronoun atai. This continues in Super Paper Mario; Vivian's catch card describes her using the term otoko no ko "boy".[7]

In the English and German localisations of the game, all masculine descriptions of Vivian are removed, and she is portrayed as a cisgender girl. Consequently, the nature of some of Beldam's insults towards Vivian was altered, as they originally focused on her masculinity. However, all other localised versions of the game retain the transgender portrayal.[1][8][9][10]

Oh wow you learn something new every day

Paper Mario TTYD really is a progressive game 

OT: My vote goes to Link



It's gotta be Mario.

Nobody, man or woman, could say no to a 'stache like his.