I'm not sure what you mean, you saying it's not original? Took me like 2 hours, give me some credit boy.
Yes, it reads like one of those epic troll internet stories that went through several revisions over the years, flavored with some VGC content.
And seriously, can't you restrain yourself? I don't even know what a credit boy is and I don't want to know. Stay away from me with your perverted fantasies.