Cats are objectively better

Not a slave, but I prefer Cats

I prefer cats a lot more than dogs. I like dogs as well, if a friend of mine or a family member brings their dog I always play with them, go for a walk etc but I´m more of a cat person anyway.

Of all the dogs I have met, they all smell, are dirty, noisy and really needy, also they are not as cute as cats :P

You can get laid even when being terrible with women, for starters.

I don't think anyone would ever guess my preference is dogs. Definitely no giveaways...

I'm a cat friend and I hate your thread title.

Although I like dogs too. Only I like cats more. Cats are bros who can take care of themselves, while dogs need walks everytime they poop.

2 cats, Conker and Josie. Also like dogs though but I'm a single person who does the 9-5 and in no way practical to have a dog.

Dogs all the way, screw cats.

I love dogs

I love both of them and used to own both, though now I only own 5 dogs and lost a cat a year and a half ago while having to put down the other last November (miss my special guy).

I own two Chinese crested, one Pomeranian, one Shih Tzu crossbreed and one Chihuahua.

Out of all my dogs I prefer my Chihuahua the most because she reminds me very much of the mongrel breed dog I once had as a kid who stuck with me a lot of the time like my Chihuahua does with me (both also share the same colour coat).