I've had my Wii for a year, and one of my guilty pleasures is that I love the "Everyone Votes" channel. I look forward to voting every couple of days. For every question I guess right (more in tune with popular opinion), a little guy in a diagram gets closer to getting home. For every question I get wrong, the little guy gets further away. Anyway, last week I was 1.9m away from getting home. The question was: When I want a snack, I usually prefer prefer "Something Salty" or "Something Sweet". I chose salty. Why the fuck did I do that? Apparently the rest of the world has a fear of high blood pressure, but are perfectly okay with diabetes because "Salty" made my little guy go from 1.9m away from home to 8.2m. I've been at this for a year! That little bastard is never going to get to that house! I accept that. Still, I want to know: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THAT GUY GETS HOME? Has anyone ever gotten there? Tell me what happens! Anything short of unlocking Ultra Zelda Wii 2008, and I'm going to be pissed!