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http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-arrested-ejaculating-water-bottle,0,2014924.story

Man Who Ejaculated into Co-worker's Water Bottle Ordered to Pay Restitution

Michael Lallana admitted he ejaculated into a co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it."

Michael Lallana (left) is charged with releasing an offensive material in a public place and assault. The victim (right) was identified only as Jane Doe in court. (KTLA.com)


The judge in the case ordered 32-year-old Michael Kevin Lallana to pay the victim $27,410.80 for loss of wages, therapy and medical expenses.
Lallana, of Fullerton, was convicted in February of two misdemeanor counts of battery.

In April, he was sentenced to six months in jail and three years' probation.
He was also required to register as a sex offender.
Lallana worked with the victim, identified only as Tiffany G., at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach.
Lallana "felt that was as close as he could get" to the 29-year-old executive assistant, said Deputy District Attorney Brock Zimmon.
"He did it for the purpose of sexual gratification."
Lallana admitted that he ejaculated into an "attractive" co-worker's water bottle because "her lips had touched it," but told detectives he never thought she would drink it.
The incident happened on January 14, 2010, while both employees were working at the mortgage company, according to the Orange County District Attorney's office.

Investigators say Lallana entered the victim's office and deposited his semen into a water bottle that was on his co-worker's desk.
The defendant is accused of leaving the semen-filled water bottle on the victim's desk which she drank when she returned to her office.
The victim, who was unaware of the bottle's contents, drank the contaminated water.
She threw it away after feeling sick, investigators say.
Three months later, the victim and six other employees, including the defendant, were transferred to the Northwestern Mutual Mortgage Company's Orange branch.
That's where a second incident occurred, according to officials.
On April 9, 2010, Lallana is accused of assaulting the same victim by depositing his ejaculation into another water bottle that the victim left on her desk. The victim took a sip from the bottle, then felt sick. She decided to send the specimen to a private lab to be tested.
The lab contacted her and told her the water bottle contained semen, police said.
The victim then notified the Orange Police Department.
DNA tests confirmed the semen belonged to Lallana.

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But... Who in the world doesnt see that the water isn't clear anymore and still drink it..



 

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Fuck you, I'll put my semen in whatever I want!



He deserved it. Fucking disgusting.



I'd like to know whay she felt the need to send the water to a lab most people would just throw it away.



I was sure this was a Galaki thread



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-Newcloud- said:
I'd like to know whay she felt the need to send the water to a lab most people would just throw it away.

She got sick twice in a row from water.It's kinda suspicious. :P



How can someone do that!?

That guy needs help. Psychological help. NOW.

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hellraider said:
-Newcloud- said:
I'd like to know whay she felt the need to send the water to a lab most people would just throw it away.

She got sick twice in a row from water.It's kinda suspicious. :P

Getting sick from bottle water doesn't surprise me.  Everyone assumes that bottle water is safe.  I suppose when you have less than 1 person working full time on inspecting the bottle water industry then you might be aware that the industry isn't safe.  The FDA relies solely on the manufacturer to test their product.  Bottle water isn't safe and is one of the most damaging inventions ever to the environment.

Not trying to "attack" you or anything.  I am just trying to point out the lack of regulation the bottle water industry has.



O_O

Was the bottle not transparent? Couldn't she see the sperm floating in it?



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-Newcloud- said:
I'd like to know whay she felt the need to send the water to a lab most people would just throw it away.

Ummm, so she could sue?



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