Just sell your soul to the devil and play the videogames you like. Might as well make yourself happy while you are alive, cause I doubt some Saudi Prince is gonna get stressed out because he is not getting those captainexplosion dollars anymore. Join us in the darkness. Be one with the void.
Void, you say? You chose your words poorly. *eviscerates Jpcc86, puts a bomb in the wound, sews it back up, kicks him out a window and detonates the bomb*
Another good Metal Slug alternative is Blazing Chrome.