As I anticipated, it's the Super Mario Bros. movie all over again.

At least the human cop, whoever the fuck he is, does us a favor and tranquilizes live-action Sonic.

What does Gangsters Paradise have to do with Sonic? They couldn't have been bothered to use actual Sonic-related music for the trailer?

It's like Paramount doesn't give a shit about the Sonic brand, so they just slapped Sonic onto a shitty buddy cop movie with Jim Carrey for some reason and called it a day.

Next thing you know they'll bring in Tails, but as an obsessed fanboy who wants to touch Sonic's ass, or Knuckles as a Jamaican cartel.