Welp, time to put a hold on masturbation

[Xen]

Player2 said:

Machina said:
"I like having a few layers between me and my thing so I don't have to touch it." O_o

I'm expecting a "I've been hospitalized because I was doing xyz to not touch my thing while I pee and..." thread in the future.

Yeah. But the first sentence in that post will actually complain about the workability of the website on mobile.