Welp, time to put a hold on masturbation

[Ganoncrotch]

Xen said:

Ganoncrotch said:

Dunno lol, my first thought when I read it was him rubbing the outside of a pair of pants which had something like a box cutter in the pocket... see.. then it's better to make sure there is nothing between hand and gland!

I wish that expression was a common thing, then his doctor could seriously say it to him

I dunno, would a doc give advice on how to tug it... they probably would, unless he goes to a religious doctor he should be fine with patients doing some stress relief