Anfebious said:

Wait until you play this game! If anyone here played Shadow Tower knows what I'm talking about. Having all your equipment break was annoying but even more annoying was backtracking up to four areas through one way drops just to repair your weapons. But no one complained about it back then so why is everyone so harsh with Zelda now?

This is one reaching argument. 

I assume its satire, and I guess that is the only way anyone would take this thread seriously.