Also, I bet the poster your mother will claim he is older than me.
Does it matter? It's like saying you are right because you are older. Got news for you, kiddo. I can say I'm 8 or I'm 97. How are you going to really know? Infantile.
Your age has no bearing on your intelligence, and if you are really 26, then I truly feel sorry for you, and if I were you I'd be pulling a GTA on your folks for providing you with such a lousy education.