The problem I have with this is the same reason I can't bring myself to get a laptop. It'll be 4 times the price of a desktop with similar power. I guess If I had tons of money I'd get one, but I don't. xD
But considering you own 5 bloomin' Xbox One's for some reason I guess money isn't a problem for you.
I can explain!
-Bought the first one in 2014 for $400 when they were still $500. Couldn't pass up a deal look that!
-Bought the second one for $300 when they were still $400. That's an even better deal!
-Bought the third one (grey slim) from Amazon so my wife and I could play and watch movies in bed.
-Bought the third (white slim) because...okay, I was insane. I had purchased a screen to make my Xbox portable and the color didn't match.
-Bought an Xbox One X because I kinda had to at this point.
Pretty much have one under each TV. Mainly for the "smart TV" features they add. Also bought two as gifts. And I have not one but TWO Kinects. 😢