Just when you thought it was safe to browse the internet again, the Pach-man attacks once more with his fiendishly clownish observations.
Note: A Clown
"It appears that piracy in Europe and some substitution of iPod Touch games has impacted DS software sales more than we expected. While we think that the DS is a super gaming platform, the iPod is a more versatile device, and has a 'coolness' factor that is difficult to overcome."
Apple and Pirates are working in tandem to destroy the DS
"The holiday Wii sales boost was primarily attributable to a $50 gift card promotion offered by Wal-Mart. While we expect similar promotions at holiday next year, we expect the other consoles to be lower-priced by then, further eroding the Wii’s competitive price advantage."
So yeah, iPod is aiming its cool beam directly at our DS's and they are not set to stun, and the secret to the Wii's success is gift cards.