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Alright ps3/360 fanboys, its no secret that when you come to post your thoughts and opinions on games, you are met with an enterage( however u spell it) of nintendo fanboys "shuttin ya down." Ive seen it many a time and am frankley sick of it. I think us sony and ms fanboys should just take a moment to unite to laugh and critize this game from the nintendo camp. Its called endless ocean. The premise: to pet animals. Thats the whole damn game. To pet your penguin..sounds like im making  an inuendo, sad thing is im not. Hell you can even pet a dolphin if you were so inclined.                                                                                                                                    Never mind 50 gigs of storage space on one disc or exellent online features, Nothing pushes the industry like the progessive wii does, with its 480p graphics and nothing but old ps2 ports and other games aimed at 9 year olds, who isnt bound to have some fun when they come home to pet flipper, flounder, hell maybe nemo will show up. As a matter of fact the big N is so progressive and thought provoking they even managed to leave out voice  acting, replaced with; yep you guessed it, text. 

Heres a link to where all the fun can be had.

 

 http://media.wii.ign.com/media/853/853751/vids_1.html

 

 

 In my opinion games likes this are utter filth and i just had to make a topic about it.I realize this will offend  at least one of you losers, its a joke topic,get over it. I think there should be a "hate thread" for at least one game on every console, im sure the ps3 has a "wtf were they thinking game" and i know the 360 has couple too. Its just for laughs. Have fun with it and dont take things personnal.



 

 

 

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What is a paleotonongist?



Yeah i butchered paleontologist in the title, oh well. i feel justified in my choice of endless ocean.

Im sure theres a psn game to hate, that damn rubber duck game for example, and id sure love to spew some hate about perfect dark zero or some other crappy games.



 

 

 

Endless Ocean looks to me like a great game, and it had some great reviews, you may get a ban from this thread since your intentions as a poster have been revealed, though definitely a warning.



ArtofAngels said:
Endless Ocean looks to me like a great game, and it had some great reviews, you may get a ban from this thread since your intentions as a poster have been revealed, though definitely a warning.

 Like i said it was a joke topic and that all consoles have crappy games. You musta missed the part where i said not to take things personal. Yeah dude you found me out... all intentions revealed... I dont even know what my intentions are but im glad we have people like you around that knows all of our intentions. Id be lost without man, really i would. I think we all would as a matter of fact. I nominate you as mod of intentions, where you, and you alone can decipher all of our intentions to see if they are pure and holy.

Btw why would this get me banned or warned, im just critizing a game i think looks like garbage, people critize the ps3 all day on here, i happen to like the ps3 but im not gonna get my panties in a bunch about it.



 

 

 

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dabaus513 said:
ArtofAngels said:
Endless Ocean looks to me like a great game, and it had some great reviews, you may get a ban from this thread since your intentions as a poster have been revealed, though definitely a warning.

Like i said it was a joke topic and that all consoles have crappy games. You musta missed the part where i said not to take things personal. Yeah dude you found me out... all intentions revealed... I dont even know what my intentions are but im glad we have people like you around that knows all of our intentions. Id be lost without man, really i would. I think we all would as a matter of fact. I nominate you as mod of intentions, where you, and you alone can decipher all of our intentions to see if they are pure and holy.

Btw why would this get me banned or warned, im just critizing a game i think looks like garbage, people critize the ps3 all day on here, i happen to like the ps3 but im not gonna get my panties in a bunch about it.

 Anyone who attaches personal sentiment to what is, in the end, just a peice of hardware, is stupid. Hating the Wii, loving the PS3, or whatever. They're consumer products. Nobody's going to have a flame war on which brand of tissues blows noses better. Either you have a legitimate reason for your preference (i.e., specific games, long-term loyalty, stock, whatever), or, like you, you could be just be a stupid, over-opinionated idiot. 

 



Crusty VGchartz old timer who sporadically returns & posts. Let's debate nebulous shit and expand our perpectives. Or whatever.

dabaus513 said:
ArtofAngels said:
Endless Ocean looks to me like a great game, and it had some great reviews, you may get a ban from this thread since your intentions as a poster have been revealed, though definitely a warning.

 Like i said it was a joke topic and that all consoles have crappy games. You musta missed the part where i said not to take things personal. Yeah dude you found me out... all intentions revealed... I dont even know what my intentions are but im glad we have people like you around that knows all of our intentions. Id be lost without man, really i would. I think we all would as a matter of fact. I nominate you as mod of intentions, where you, and you alone can decipher all of our intentions to see if they are pure and holy.

Btw why would this get me banned or warned, im just critizing a game i think looks like garbage, people critize the ps3 all day on here, i happen to like the ps3 but im not gonna get my panties in a bunch about it.


You sir, just confirmed my original thoughts on you.



He avoids a ban because it's hard to take offense at his thread. You may want to pinch it's cheaks for being so damn cute, but there's no way you can actually take it seriously. And I don't mean that because he later said he's joking. I mean that because it's just so moronic and asinine.


On a less stupid note, I got in my first ever fist fight tonight. I bruised my thumb quite severely, but other than that it was quite an enjoyable experience.



I'm a mod, come to me if there's mod'n to do. 

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Serves me right for challenging his sales predictions!

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stof said:
He avoids a ban because it's hard to take offense at his thread. You may want to pinch it's cheaks for being so damn cute, but there's no way you can actually take it seriously. And I don't mean that because he later said he's joking. I mean that because it's just so moronic and asinine.


On a less stupid note, I got in my first ever fist fight tonight. I bruised my thumb quite severely, but other than that it was quite an enjoyable experience.

 I'll bite,

 

Who won?  And how did you bruise your thumb?  You didn't make a fist around your thumb did you?

 

PS - This thread gives me fond memories of the BINGO board of ownage!  Unfortunately the thread is also not worthy of its grace. 



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Obviously not stof, I noticed he avoided that in his post, I mean, if ya win, you tell people ;p