they must have changed it

used to be

"Can I get aids from swimming in a pool with black people"

We have this one here in Hungary: (to understand, insert your own majority to "Hungarian", and the racial minority to "Gypsy").

a Hungarian, a Gypsy and a Jew go fishing. One of them catches a goldfish and they are all allowed to make one wish. The Jew wishes that all Jews could live in Israel, freely and without foreign interference. Poof – the Jew disappears to his promised land. The Gypsy wishes for a big country where all Gypsies can live together in peace and harmony. Poof – the Gypsy also disappears. The Hungarian is last and asks the goldfish - hey goldfish, so the Jews are all gone and so are the Gypsies. Positive – replies the goldfish.
OK in that case I wish for nothing but a glass of beer, the Hungarian replies.

ok here we go....

A group of Pakistanis were driving in a car on the motorway they saw a sign for "30" so they followed the rules and 30 of them left the car....

Damn it sucks being banned. I totally missed this thread!! Awesome stuff. I don't really have anything to add but hey I helped bump a great thread.

This isn't really racist, but whatever:

Two Irish teams were playing football against each other. Neither were very good. So, both managers said "for every goal you score, I'll buy you each a pint of beer!"

The final score was 102-99.

What do a bike and a black guy have in common?

Neither work without chain.

love thsi thread

Why does Michelle Obama wear high heels?

So her knuckles don't scrape the ground.

God I feel terrible for that.

Nope, it just keeps stereotypes in the mainstream allowing people to think it's okay to make jokes like that.

Hey,i head that the Neo Nazis and the Klan are looking for members,maybe you all should sign up but then again,you all seem to already be members.